Man, theory sucks, right?
The great thing about a paragraph like Theory is that you can hate it. He’s so terrible in every way that you never have to feel bad about it. He’s just the dirt at worst in everything.
I mean, look at this epic failure of his at SummerSlam last night (Sat July 30, 2022) at Nissan Stadium in Nashville, Tennessee:
After weeks of promising that Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar would beat each other out of the trash in a last man standing match by cashing in his money in the bank contract against the extremely vulnerable winner, this dummy jumped up ! He tried to concede before the game was even over. What an idiot!
I suppose if he cashed in mid-game it would have become a default triple threat, removing the last man condition. This helps both Reigns and Lesnar, neither of whom actually won anything at this point. They’re exhausted, sure, and already done, absolutely, but waiting until they’ve actually gone as far as they could is the best tactical approach here, right?
Of course, while trying to make money, he ate an F-5 and hung out for the rest of the evening, although he almost certainly saw Lesnar coming his way.
A truly spectacular fool.
He also still has the money in the bank contract, so it should be interesting to see how he messes it up again next time.
Until then!