How do you say in English. . . sick and disgusting?
Hey George Santos, step aside! It’s about time Hilaria Baldwin reminded us all what a really wacky cheat looks and sounds like — and she does it with a fake Spanish accent, while sporting high heels, leather pants, flashy tops and babes covering herself are strapped while her husband faces a serious criminal charges and possible jail time.
You think this is easy?
¡Ay caramba, nothing will stop Hilaria, née Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas of Boston, descendant of the Mayflower, from persisting in her years-old lie that she is actually Hispanic. How amazing to watch her flog the paparazzi outside the Baldwins’ lavish Manhattan apartment building, wearing a green sweatshirt with the word “EMPATHY” written on it and waving her hands around to show off her perfectly manicured nails, a newborn in attached to a sling, all in that fake Spanish accent.
“I want you to realize that we have seven children.”
Um, we know. We got the memo a long time ago. All you do is view these poor kids on your Instagram account. And frankly, it too often seems like those “happy family posts” are there to torment Halyna Hutchins’ widower – brought on by her husband’s tragic mistake – and young son.
Said posts also appear to be grossly inappropriate, swaying sexually suggestively: Check out Hilaria’s endless sexy-mommy-yoga-poses-with-her-latest-bambino—whose neck may or may not be supported, depending on Hilaria’s best camera angle—or Alec’s bizarre post on Sunday night captioned a photo of Hilaria and her young son as a grinning come-on of sorts.
Casa Baldwin seems deeply unwell on many levels.
Returning to Hilaria’s natural habitat, the roadside presser, where she can briefly quench her constant thirst for media attention while running from self-righteousness. Check out her oversized movie star sunglasses worn on a cloudy day. Mamí will not sacrifice glam no matter how dire the circumstances.
How amazing to watch her flog the paparazzi outside the Baldwins’ lavish Manhattan apartment building, wearing a green sweatshirt with the word “EMPATHY” written on it and waving her hands around to show off her perfectly manicured nails, a newborn in attached to a sling, all in that fake Spanish accent.
“So on a human level,” continued Rachel Dolezal of New York, “you know I’m not going to tell you anything.”
huh? She’s talking to a bunch of reporters to tell them she won’t be speaking to them?
“So please,” she said, “leave my family alone.”
There are so many questions to ask Hilaria at moments like this, but my number-one-with-a-bullet-question remains: “Hilaria, after all this time, really — what about the wrong Spanish accent?”
Anyway, that presser turned out to be a mere distraction, allowing Alec – who had just been charged with manslaughter – to race to New York’s Film Center Building, where he was photographed smiling. In fact, he seemed to be laughing and really enjoying all of this attention.
Think about it. This is a man who has attacked photographers on the streets of New York in the past. Now that he’s undeniably newsworthy for something truly awful, he seems to love the paps! It’s all so creepy and twisted.
And Alec trusts no one more than Hilaria as his ambassador. For the last three days we’ve been spoiled with their dad walks — I mean, someone in this $16 million condo staffed with nannies and God knows how many assistants needs to go out and get coffee, am I right? – He was wearing $300 slippers and another sweatshirt that said ‘HUMAN’ and on Monday a pink hoodie that said ‘BOUNDARIES ARE HOT’.
You know what else is hot? A criminal justice system unbowed by celebrities.
No matter how this trial ends, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are already suffering. They’ve done themselves deep, irreparable damage to their reputations by treating the accidental death of a young wife and mother at Alec’s hands as something of a tabloid joke.
In the days following Hutchins’ death, Hilaria wrote: “Parenthood has been an intense experience, to say the least.”
Alec and Hilaria haven’t started having intense experiences yet. This criminal trial in New Mexico will be intense. Intense is the very real possibility of going to prison. Intense is trying to sell all of their most prized real estate — they just downed their beloved Amagansett home by $4.1 million and are quietly buying their New York condo — and are moving to Vermont, which isn’t really a hotbed for paparazzi.
Intense will lose much of Alec’s fortune in legal fees.
Halyna’s (above) son was – as it cannot be overstated – so traumatized by her death that he was unable to speak for two days.
¡Ay caramba, nothing will stop Hilaria, née Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas of Boston, descendant of the Mayflower, from persisting in her years-old lie that she is actually Hispanic.
Alec and Hilaria are so convinced they are the real victims here, and if they can only tell their version of events often enough – check out Alec’s horrific meeting with George Stephanopoulos, in which he claimed Hutchins’ death was someone’s fault, but definitely not his , and in fact, now that I think about it, Halyna told him to point the gun at her, so her death was probably her own fault – we’ll all stop by and feel sorry for them.
As two leading Hollywood firearms experts have told me officially, and more than once, guns don’t just go off by themselves. The first rule of gun safety, whether on a movie set or anywhere else, is never point a gun, whether you think it’s loaded or not, at anything or anyone you don’t mean to kill.
Alec Baldwin was never a sympathetic character, but he did have public sympathy immediately after that shooting.
And then he and Hilaria wasted everything they are. Convicted or not, who would ever hire Alec Baldwin again? Aside from whether he might ever be insurable, who wants his stinky cloud of arrogance, his sheer lack of remorse or sympathy for what Halyna Hutchin’s son and husband are going through near them?
Her son – because it can’t be acknowledged enough – was so traumatized by Halyna’s death that he couldn’t speak for two days.
But here was Alec, in texts to Hutchins’ widower Matthew, callously dismissing his questions and concerns.
After Matthew texted Baldwin on December 1, 2021, less than two months after the shooting, Baldwin replied tersely:
For the past three days, we’ve been treated to Hilaria’s pap-walks wearing $300 slippers and another sweatshirt that read “HUMAN,” and on Monday, a pink hoodie that read “BOUNDARIES ARE HOT.”
‘I’m with my children.’
Are you kidding me? You know who will never be with their kid again?
And remember: Baldwin put on quite a show right after Hutchin’s death, safe to be photographed with Matthew and his young son, telling his Hamptons pal George Stephanopoulos that Matthew gave me a hug and said, “I suppose You and I will go through this together.’ And I thought, ‘Well, not as much as you.’
In that regard, Alec was telling the truth. He was happy to let Matthew go through this without him.
Heartless doesn’t begin to cover up Alec Baldwin’s behavior. Neither did Hillary from Boston.
So, Hillary: wear all that expensive slogan outerwear you can afford and let go of your complex de Español — para ahora. Because whether or not a jury found Alec Baldwin guilty, in the court of public opinion, you’re both done.
¡Adios!