Horoscope for all zodiac signs
The ranking of the happiest zodiac signs in the horoscope for the week from August 22 to August 28, 2022: From now on and for six months we will find passion in the air signs, which will use their great creativity for very sharp erotic thoughts.
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Horoscope for all zodiac signs
Here we are, at Ranking of the happiest zodiac signs in the horoscope for the week of August 22-28: the moment we all astrologers have been waiting for. In fact, Mars has entered Gemini and that in itself says little, but do you know that it will stay there for six months until March 2023 and that says a lot instead. Expect telecom inclination and very strong statements, messages expressed with great anger and passion.
Horoscope, the ranking of the happiest signs for the next week
With this Mars, I would say that the passion will only be for the air signs that are ready to start over with great anger, even under the covers!
12. Scorpio
You don’t move from last place in the ranking of the happiest zodiac signs because nowadays you feel like someone who under the scorching sun is also forced to smile at strangers, like the buttadentro of the seafront ice cream shops. Fantozzi’s cloud on his head would even be a mirage!
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11. Taurus
You’re going to feel a bit like a post-hangover this week. Luck is that you remember very well everything you did until yesterday and you are even proud of it. And take care, mind you! However, from now on, focus on heart activity for a week with herbal teas and detox routines.
10. Pisces
If it were possible to do something like sci-fi movies where you freeze for a while, I would recommend volunteering right away. Stepping on the famous shit will be the order of the day, and you’ll also feel ready to file a class action lawsuit against the beach bar’s ice cream fridge, which is always ready to serve whatever you want.
9. Sagittarius
As a good resolution for the last week of vacation before going back to work, I recommend that you think about a meditation course, because you will really need it. Feel like you got the wrong answer at the wrong time as you choke and burst out of your mouth before you can bite your tongue.
8. Gemini
You will feel a bit like someone who instead of a moped gets a private jet for 18 years. But without a pilot. In short, you have a lot of energy but you don’t really know where to start driving it and it is likely that, also due to Mercury to the detriment, you will skid even before you leave the parking lot.
7. Aquarius
The good news, dear Aquarius, is that you’ll feel extra sexy, but the bad news is that you won’t feel like sharing all that testosterone passion with any living being. In short, the muscles and curves you look at in the mirror compliment you, but nothing more. People continue to harass you like mosquitoes at dusk.
6. Virgo
The part you will shake the most this summertime is the index finger as a sign of reproach! Your brain is fast and congested like the Frecciarossa Bari – Milan, but just as sensitive to delays and minor accidents. It’s a moment when you make a splash yourself over a small misunderstanding.
5. Cancer
I’m sure that over the past few weeks you’ve been accumulating love like a solar panel does with energy, so now you can take sweet and passionate showers without having to turn on the meter. In fact, you have to get used to a few weeks of temporary suspension of feelings.
4. Capricorn
You have the impression of being like a VIP who, after making the covers of all the gossip magazines, is completely ignored despite being topless. The nice thing is that you will probably enjoy a certain level of anonymity and the idea of not being solicited by any planet actually relaxes you.
3. Aries
You’re so well back in your favor thanks to Venus that you even feel like playing the ballroom orchestra at the Boar Festival between Shakira and Tony Manero. Squirting won’t be a problem and no one has to beg you too much to hit the dance floor.
2. lion
Your Leo moment has really arrived and I’m sure I wouldn’t think twice about repeating your birthday party to celebrate with Venus and Mars. You can easily use the excuse you used to tell elementary school (to have two parties because you’re all on vacation for your birthday). Enjoy your ability to be the king of the party even after the deadline.
1. Libra
Who would have thought to find you here, dear Libra, after so many of these weeks when even the idea of having a neighbor with an umbrella seemed a little too intimate. Now, on the other hand, you’re catching up on lost time and ready to celebrate a single tirade of celebrations from here until the end of summer.