Francois Legault walks on water

François Legault walks on water!

I thought it was a joke.

A foretaste of Bye Bye.

But it is true.

François Legault’s party really endorsed this message.

Someone really designed this ad. professionals who shot it.

And the party bigwigs who saw them and happily said, “That’s good!” »

GET UP AND GO!

I’m talking about the latest CAQ ad.

Have you seen her?

Looks like an advertising capsule for an evangelical sect.

In addition, the spot with the little lady in the blue cap is a masterpiece.

Citizen Kane. 2001: A Space Odyssey.

We see a CAQ candidate telling about her first meeting with her boss.

his shepherd.

his savior.

“My daughter couldn’t walk at the time. So I meet Mr. Legault, I introduce my daughter to him, I tell him that she is not walking yet but that she will be. Later that evening my daughter approached François Legault. Mr. Legault looks at me and says to me, “But you still told me she wasn’t working, that little one.” I replied, “It’s the magic of the CAQ”…”

end of ad.

Why did this woman decide to join the CAQ? What does she plan to do once she is elected? What are his beliefs? Why did she decide to go into politics? What do you like about the CAQ program? Why would Quebecers give the CAQ a second mandate?

We do not know.

All we know is that her daughter, who was a baby and could not walk yet, started walking when she saw François Legault.

BROTHER ANDRE

Yes, I know this ad is not to be taken at face value. The candidate does not believe that the head of the CAQ is Brother André reincarnated, she just tells an anecdote that she finds charming…

But even at three-thousandths of a degree, this ad (which, I remind you, was designed, produced, and approved by experts and received the party’s stamp of approval at every stage) is stupid.

She says nothing, absolutely nothing about the CAQ.

She only says that François Legault is charismatic, that’s all.

“Legault is my man! »

“The CAQ is magic! »

Impressive.

Even Imodium’s ads are more subtle!

I have received two notifications that I am withdrawing from the CAQ notifications.

First, François Legault’s party has become so arrogant that it doesn’t even take the time to say why we should re-elect it.

Second: The CAQ takes voters for Keller.

“The Ti daughter didn’t go, and then when she saw my uncle François, she went towards him! Vote CAQ on October 3rd! »

spring onion…

And they say that Eric Duhaime is a populist?

There is a third message I take away from the CAQ ads: This government needs a good opposition.

Otherwise our PM will really think he is Brother André…

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